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"Do you know the one step to avoiding Clickbait? Obviously not"
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"Someone stole all the toilets from my local police station The cops have nothing to go on."
"The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff"
"When I was a kid my Fairy-Godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory I can't remember what did I chose!"
"A cyclist gets into an accident... As he's wheeled into the hospital, he looks to the bed next to him and sees Bono. His face lights up, and he asks, ""U2?"""
"They say genius skips a generation.In our case it fell off our family tree and died."
"How do you know if you're at a gay barbecue? The hotdogs taste like shit."
"Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!"
"My grandma sent the entire newspaper to me in the subject line of an email."
"Jesus Never Fails If Jesus was a program, he would never fail. Why? Because he was born in a stable environment."