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Joke of the Day

"Why does Caterpie like Margarine? Because it's Butterfree."

"The bad news is I don't know what I'm doing with my life. The good news is I no longer give a crap."

"Absentmindedness SHE""I consider, John, that sheep are the stupidest creatures living."" HE(absent-mindedly)""Yes, my lamb."""

"FUN GAME: when someone tells you the name of their new baby, repeat it back to them, with their surname, and say ""Like the murderer?!"""

"My sister read '50 Shades of Grey' and relayed some of its explicit content. I pretended to think those things are shocking, too."

"I've decided to sell my hoover... well, well, it was just collecting dust."

"Hope you guys like this, it's been a tough day. I bought a pair of sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. :("

"So I wanted to make a YouTube channel about Reddit... They wouldn't let me name it RedTube."

"A started a blog about ADHD... ...it's going to have recipes and I went to the Alamo."

"It saddens me that the closest my car will ever get to being a Transformer is when I fold in the side mirrors."