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Joke of the Day
"How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute? When the leash goes slack."
Next Joke
"What did one math book say to the other math book? We've got a lot of problems."
"What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut? ctrl + C"
"I hesitate to make fun of ""Canadian bacon,"" because I know they'll eventually play the ""American cheese"" card."
"I once ate a watch. It was time consuming, I didn't go back for seconds."
"How do you get a fat lady in a car? Piece of cake."
"Of course Tom Brady got twice the suspension Ray Rice did. Ray Rice only beat his wife, Tom Brady beats everybody."
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk a cow for 12 years I'm sorry"
"Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake."
"Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She caused frequent blue-screens and IRQ time-out errors."