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Joke of the Day
"How do you get Jizz off of a Scrabble board? Don't bother. That shit's worth 29 points."
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"Pedophiles Are fucking immature assholes"
"Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure? Oedipus"
"Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas."
"What's long and thick and turns conservative women on? The Bible"
"What's the difference between Hitler and Lance Armstrong? Lance armstrong can finish a race"
"Why can't T-Rexes clap? Because they're extinct."
"Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor"
"My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful"
"Why did the stoplight turn red? Well, wouldn't you turn red if you were caught changing in the middle of the street?"