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Joke of the Day
"Wondering why Google has a black ribbon today... I think I forgot something."
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"I went to a female Arab boxing match last night. It was pretty boring, all they threw were high jabs."
"I like my girls like I like my pepperoni pizza White, full of fat and red dots all over them... :-("
"What's the best part about having sex with a transvestite? Doing the reach around and pretending you went all the way through."
"What do you call a group of Amish children? Amlets. (I'll see myself out)"
"Late term abortion now offered in Florida Free with stay to any Orlando resort"
"My neighbor got an iPad! I know this because I always steal his mail. My new iPad is awesome!"
"What is the difference between Vinod Khosla and Rajat Gupta Vinod khosla made his money in information technology while Rajat Gupta made his money by selling information with the help of technology"
"I'll say ""HELLO PUPPY!"" to your dog, but you'll get the awkward half-smile."
"A religious family member literally said ""Spongebob goes too far sometimes"" and I can not stop laughing."