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Joke of the Day

"Why do sanitary towel adverts always feature a liquid which is blue? Are aliens their primary customers?"

"Even better than breakfast cereal: Lunch cereal and dinner cereal."

"Sepp Blatter being re-ellected"

"No one will get this.."

"My math text book got recalled We were told it had too many problems"

"Kidnapping is such a strong word, I prefer to think of it as Surprise Adoption"

"An employee texts his boss ""What's the difference between this morning and your daughter...?"" (Slightly nsfw) His boss answers ""I don't know."" The employee replies ""I'm not coming in this morning!"""

"Daddy what is a transvestite? -Ask Mommy, he knows."

"People change. Except for that homeless guy down the street. Pretty sure he's had the same clothes on since the 90's."

"Dodger Stadium announces they are now offering a limited edition Duggar Dog... The wiener is so big you can share it with your sister."