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Joke of the Day

"Had great idea for site for recent law grads called BarelyLegal .com. Turns out name was already taken. And their idea was much better."

"I'm gonna screw you blue Said the rapist to Inigo Jones"

"I have really bad gambling withdrawals I take out about $400 a week"

"This joke is brought to you by AdBlock Plus for Google Chrome. Blocking every ad on the internet, except this one."

"What's the most common view of porn? In HD."

"The toilet paper at work is rolled in improper underhand fashion. Should I call maintenance or hold it until I get home?"

"What did the number 0 say to 8. Nice belt."

"[10mins from now] ..& just like that North Korea was removed from history & got nuked by every country on Earth for bringing down Twitter.."

"Why did Michael Jackson have such a private life? He wasn't nosey."

"What workplace benefit do ebola quarantine nurses receive? Hazardous doodie pay!"