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Joke of the Day

"My doctor's just told me I am suffering from paranoia Well, he didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what he was thinking"

"Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house? Because he is an ex-Terminator."

"What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally? It gets toad away"

"What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have the other thinks you have what he treats."

"why does Wally wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted."

"The fact that your guy friends stop being funny after getting a girlfriend is proof enough that women are soul sucking banshees."

"I'm half Canadian. Not really. But I am partly sorry if I happened to offend anyone."

"I bought a new boomerang... but I couldn't throw away my old one."

"I scratch your back, you scratch mine. We die from loss of blood."

"What is Mike Tyson's favorite song? Down With The Thickness."