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"What do you call a woman with one leg? Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene"
"What do you call the worst Dr. who graduated from the worst med school? Dr."
"A blonde is walking down the street with a pig on a leash. Someone approaches and says, ""Cool! Where did you get that?"" The pig replies, ""I won her in a raffle."""
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre!"
"What did the astrophysicist say to the quark? You matter."
"The Point of A Conference Call A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say ""bye"" 300 times."
"What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!"
"Things would be so much simpler if everything was as easy as your mom."
"Did you know Helen Keller had a swing in her backyard? Neither did she."