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Joke of the Day

"*picks up bug, puts it outside* There ya go. *later, bug smashes thru door carrying gun* You should have killed me when you had the chance"

"My grandpa used to say ""Don't do drugs just sell them"""

"A kid asks his dad, ""what's the difference between 'realistically' and 'potentially'""? His dad responds, ""realistically you've heard this joke before, potentially, you will hear it again""."

"Which film star is always jumping around the forest? John Treevaulter."

"What would you call a Pokemon Trainer if they were Jewish? Ashe."

"What's black and white and being milked tonight? Michael brown's death"

"I bet the Presidential Seal gets to eat all the fish he wants."

"My gf was complaining about how difficult anal was... I told her ""It's only as hard as you make it"""

"A gunmen shoots up a clothing store.. So many casual tee's"

"So today my dad called me a ""Smart Alec""... ...but I had to remind him, my name is not and never was Alec."