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Joke of the Day
"How do you spot a egocentric vocalist? They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'"
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"I was talking to my Irish mate about Brad Pitt's films, but I could not remember the name of that historical Greek film he was in..... ""Troy."" he said, suddenly. ""I am."" I replied. ""Give me a minute"""
"When a dating site tells me ""Someone new likes you!"" I get angry because I'm there to meet adults, not babies."
"""Lord of the Rings"" seems like kind of a racist book. It doesn't even have a Tolkien black guy."
"My friend tried to get an anal piercing and failed... They're still butthurt about it."
"When I undress there is a radiant shower that falls. Not of money or glitter, but of dog hair."
"What's a wavelength's favorite animal? A lamb, duh!"
"If I ever opened a store that sold goats, I would call it Burlington Goat Factory"
"Tried to catch fog today... I mist."
"Why were Popeye's forearms so big? Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage."