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Joke of the Day
"Joke of the Month What do you say when people tell you June is already over?"
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"I hate it when people want to argue over the use and meaning of words. For example, I like to think of myself as a ""ladies man."" But the jury preferred the term ""rapist."""
"Hey, insurance companies instead of having a commercial on TV every 10 minutes can you just cover some of my medical bills?"
"A man walks into a bar ""Ouch!!!"", he says."
"How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They hold it in place and expect the world to revolve around them."
"TIL Thesaurus is not a dinosaur"
"The advert said, ""Just two pounds a week can help reduce the problem of domestic violence in the UK."" I suppose I could cut down, and only pound the wife twice a week."
"Did you know that the 16th presidency had the best records kept? I think they were called the Lincoln Logs."
"Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon."
"A classics professor goes to a tailor... ... to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: ""Euripides?"" The professor replies: ""Yes. Eumenides?"""