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Joke of the Day
"Joke of the Month What do you say when people tell you June is already over?"
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"I got in trouble once for copying another kid's test I guess the teacher heard my Xerox machine"
"How does a mathematician deal with constipation? He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out"
"What's the difference between a duck? One of it's legs is both the same."
"I was going to make an anal joke... Butt fuck it."
"UPS driver jumps out within 2 sec"
"There's no i in denial."
"Happy Valentine's day! Do you know what the word of the day is? Legs!.....Should we go back to my place and spread the word?"
"My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 200 in a few seconds for christmas So I bought her a nice sports car."
"[trying to impress fiancee's entire family] Waiter: Your bill for- Oh I got it! [looks at bill & spits wine] WHO ORDERED THE ""SUBTOTAL""?!?"