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Joke of the Day
"Should I take something for my kleptomania??"
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"What the the electrician say to his buddy? Watts up?!"
"If I have 5 apples and Jamal take 3, what color is Jamal? Admit it, you're a fucking racist!"
"The inventor of distorted mirrors has passed away. His funeral will be held in asymmetry."
"What's a hotdog's best subject in school? History. Because history has always been written by wieners."
"A guy comes into a bar... Wait. No. It was a horse. A guy comes into a horse."
"My moral compass just spins."
"Do you like Christmas? Then why don't you merry it?"
"What did the blondes left leg say to her right? Nothing... They've never met"
"I was asked who my favorite x-men was. I guess Caitlyn Jenner wasn't a good answer"