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Joke of the Day

"Scientists have discovered that radioactive fluids with a half-life of 3 years take a long time to travel through valves"

"It's like my dad always said: ""Stop quoting me and come up with your own ideas."""

"The other day, I was looking through my socks, when I found one had a hole in it... ""darn it..."" I muttered."

"Whats the difference between vaginal and anal sex? The vaginal sex can make your day, but anal sex will definitely make your hole weak."

"My girlfriend started reading Bill Cosby's biography... But it put her to sleep."

"This lady went to ISIS to convince her son who joined them to come back home She will beheading home soon"

"For Halloween this year, I'm gonna be a dish. Because bitches do dishes."

"My girlfriend called me a racist I said that's an awfully big word for a midget."

"Teach a man joke Light a fire for a man, and he is warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life."

"What kind of drugs do ducks use? Quack."