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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean? A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace ""liberals"" with pretty much anything."

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"I wanted to start a business selling soap art, but soapart.com was already taken by a support group for divorcees."
"A guy walks into a bar... *clang!*... he says ""ouch"" and ducks next time."
"What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body? My dick."
"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Sorry, my cat walked on my keyboard and accidentally typed something Welsh."
"In Buddhism, people first die, then they attain Nirvana. ..Kurt Cobain did it the other way round."
"All the while you have been waiting for 2016.. and suddenly comes 2015S :D"
"Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible? They've got no Seoul."
"Did you hear the one about Donald Trump and the 7 pissing prostitutes? Because the real joke is CNN's journalistic integrity."
"My girlfriend is like my bank account Only there for the money"