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Joke of the Day

"I just recently bought a used car and I took it back 2 days later. ""This car is useless. It doesn't go past 60 up a hill."" ""60 uphill is really good. What's wrong with that?"" ""I live at 74."""

"Not sure if this girl I'm talking to online is real, so on our first date I'm gonna bring an image captcha for her to solve."

"Two lawyers are sitting in a bar... ... When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, ""Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?"" and the other lawyer replies, ""Outta what?"""

"This bathroom stall was quite a find. Not only does the toilet paper come in a book but it also has its own phone and a view of the city."

"I bought some dog scented cologne the other day... Now I get all the bitches."

"I wish I could see the look of surprise and wonder on my son's face when he opens his lunchbox full of tampons today. Payback for talkback."

"a 80s movie style montage of me trying on different condoms and my bros keep shaking their heads"

"[Joke Request] A great mother's day joke I can write on a card, give to my mom, and take credit for Example: What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college? ""Bison"""

"The Post Script by Adeline Extra"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? A: [Sound effect - - gagging noises]"