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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? Nice tits, bitch."
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"If someone sees you accidentally bite into plastic fruit, commit. don't show weakness. eat all of it"
"A fish hits a wall ... Dam wall!!"
"Went on a date with a single mom... It was going well until I told her I didn't care about her kid; I just wanted to play with the box it came in."
"Always wanted to call people who don't like astronomy ""Galactos Intolerant"""
"What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause."
"Royal Canadian Mounted Police (""Mountie"") joke Did you hear about the near-sighted Mountie?...He tied his whistle to a tree and blew his horse."
"The Egyptian man became a bone doctor... They called him a Cairopractor"
"What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt? MOO-barak!"
"4 out of 1 dentists have multiple personality disorder"