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Joke of the Day

"How did Reggie Rocket's brother die? Otto Erocket Asphyxiation"

"A man and a boy are walking through the dark woods together Boy: Wow this is really scary Man: How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!!!"

"Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up? Cause they don't have balls to scratch"

"Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers? It's a shifty business."

"Someday I'd love to treat my wife to some luxury items, like a BMW, a Louis Vuitton bag, or genuine HP ink cartridges."

"What's the difference between a slave owner and Bernie Sanders The slave owner's Dick works Note: The slave owner has a slave named Dick"

"I don't need a flashlight to find my way around in the dark. I have shins for that."

"Did you hear about the kid who was outstanding at school? He came in when it started to rain."

"I hit every traffic light coming home from work today. I should probably learn how to drive better."

"Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee."