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Joke of the Day
"Mom. Dad. I like my coffee like I like my women. I don't like coffee. I'm gay."
Next Joke
"What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh? A test tickle."
"Big shoutout to the lazy, seven year old idiot who named Red Delicious apples."
"My wife woke me up all excited this morning... She said honey look at all the pounds I've lost. I told her that she was looking at our retirement account not her fitbit."
"What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess? The latter is a group of cunning runts."
"I bet a zombie would be really, really disappointed to find out a ""brainstorm"" is not really a storm of brains."
"If you hated really old teak furniture, would you be anti antique teak?"
"What if your dog speaks French and this whole time has been asking you for some beef?"
"What's a fish's favourite band? Stickelback!"
"Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries? Drunken Donuts"