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Joke of the Day

"If you start a conversation with ""you're gonna say I'm crazy"" there's nothing I can do but to congratulate you on your clairvoyance."

"How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet."

"""Twitter got hacked by some idiot in the projects. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, hide ya husband too, 'cause they hackin' everybody out here."""

"I wonder if Ronald McDonald sadistically cackles as he bludgeons innocent chickens and uses clown magic to turn them into nuggets."

"There is 3 types of people in this world... People who are good at maths, and people who aren't."

"Kinda miss the Jane Austen era where a man is driven mad by a woman's hand being ungloved & yet oblivious to her heaving bosom falling out."

"I'm leaving for London tomorrow. It's going to be really weird Tweeting from the left hand side of the road."

"My dog has been chasing people on bikes lately so I had to take away his bike"

"What is it about public bathrooms that brings out the white supremacist artist in people?"

"How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!"