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Joke of the Day
"Why do people with Ocd never have diarrhea. They got their shit in order."
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"Never date a girl named Autumn because she'll leave you."
"Where do super-villains get their coffee? DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts."
"This club sucks & tell the DJ to lighten up on the Enigma. SON, YOU PASSED OUT. THIS IS A CATHEDRAL"
"I love gay people. Or as I sometimes call them, ""people."""
"A man in North Korea got given 40 years in a labour camp for calling Kim Jong Un an idiot... 5 for slander, and 35 for revealing state secrets-"
"What is the difference between a wife and a mistress? The mistress says ""Oh darling! That was *wonderful*!"" The wife says ""Beige. I think we'll paint the ceiling beige."""
"Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado? One way or the other someone is losing a trailer."
"Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share."
"cause baby now we've got baaathtubs you know we soaking in maaad suds so take a loofah for baaack scrubs cause baby now we baaathtubs [hey!]"