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Joke of the Day
"If you every lose a friend that party's a lot don't worry... They'll eventually turn up"
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"Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs? He only had Non-Stick pans."
"What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff? A precipuss."
"If you feed me & have the heat on high, I will fall asleep on you. So to have a much more interesting date with me keep me hungry and cold"
"Nothing's deader than the eyes of a Burger King employee who can no longer bring themselves to correct people who order ""McNuggets"" anymore."
"Why was the potato chip angry? Because he was salty Edit: im so sorry."
"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing indians."
"son: I don't think he likes me wife: your dad just has a hard time showing affection me: [holding bag of doritos] GOD I LOVE DORITOS"
"Got CPR and CCR confused. Ended up playing ""Fortunate Son"" on my boombox while watching a man die."
"The comedian made an entire audience laugh without speaking a single word No joke"