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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in a bag."

"I`m not working for Blackberry... But I`ve got a RIM job."

"[waiting with friend for his test results] ""I'm nervous"" I'm sure you're fine *sees 2 doctors playing rock paper scissors outside room*"

"A photon arrives at the airport As he checks in, security asks him: ""Do you not have any luggage?"" The photon replies, ""No, I'm travelling light""."

"Seven days without a joke makes one weak."

"She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them."

"without moms we'd have no password security questions. thanks mom, for making online banking possible"

"I chose to be gay because women are such assholes to me. Fuck em"

"I took the shell off of my racing snail.... I thought it would make him go faster, but if anything it made him more sluggish."

"What does a 9-Volt battery and an asshole have in common? If you lick it, and nothing happens, you know its dead."