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Joke of the Day

"When I moved to LA I moved in with the HOTTEST chick... But she found out I was living there and called the police."

"*LIGHTHOUSE* BATMAN - You call? L/HOUSE KEEPER - Shit, not again man. I am so sorry. BATMAN - Dead seagull on the light? LK -*Nods*"

"What did the Elk say after leaving a gay bar? I cannot believe I just blew 50 bucks back there!"

"How does the pope refer to his secret superhero identity? It's his altar ego."

"When is a door not a door? When its ajar."

"I like my men like I like my coffee shops. Clean. Smells nice. Free wi-fi."

"He died doing what he loved: typing his symptoms into WebMD instead of going to the doctor"

"You may recognize me from such films as: HR surveillance footage 11/13/12 HR surveillance footage 01/22/13 HR surveillance footage 02/28/13"

"In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma - but never let him be the period."

"Q: What county in Ireland hates ""South Park?"" A: Killkenny."