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Joke of the Day

"AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise."

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"I hope fashion in the future isn't all like, weird metal bird outfits. Cuz a bunch of mine just got stolen."
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"""Hey Hillary what color do you think this dre-- never mind"" - Bill Clinton scrolling through Twitter last night"
"What's the difference between an oral, and rectal thermometer? The taste."
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