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Joke of the Day
"Climate skeptics and 9/11-truthers unite! Alternative fuel can't melt steel beams!"
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"50 years from now...""Remember that time we were fighting the riot police and the National Guard ..."" ""...and your mommy shows up and kicks your ASS?"""
"What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you? ""You can have my beer if you let me go."""
"Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now."
"What kind of father names their child Adam? A scientist."
"If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders who supported Atlas ? His wife !"
"Sex Ed in 2015"
"Q: How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot? A: Perky."
"On a scale from 1 to 10... What is the age of Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?"
"I need another name for a dinosaur. I should consult the Thesaurus."