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Joke of the Day
"At least in 4 years we'll be able to look back at this election with 2020 vision."
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"How do you say hello to a femnist? You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in."
"I went to the zoo. So I went to the zoo last week. It was such a bad experience. I paid 20 bucks and there was only 1 animal there. A dog. It was a shit zoo."
"I asked Santa for a Frisbee when I was a kid.... But I was an only child, so he gave me a boomerang."