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Joke of the Day

"I told my friend to stop buying Sonic Comics... He said it was one of his many issues"

"Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it."

"Today I opened the door to the supply room and four Japanese guys jumped out and yelled ""supplies!"""

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"

"Did you hear about that mathematician who only used furniture made out of clocks? He loved his times tables."

"How do you weigh a hipster? In Instragramm"

"Why do fish live in salt water? Because *pepper* makes them sneeze!"

"I was so excited. Thought I found an M&M at the bottom of my purse. It was only an earbud. I ate it anyway."

"Everyone's excited for the new Minecraft movie. It's sure to be a real blockbuster"

"Why did Victoria lose her job? We don't know, it's Victoria's secret."