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Joke of the Day

"When I told you the dishwasher is loaded what I meant was... My wife is drunk."

"Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you..."

"What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting"

"I sing like an amputee. Because I can't hold a note, can't carry a tune.."

"What do you call a well-endowed Asian man? Hung Lo"

"Happy Mother's Day Reddit! What did you get your mom?"

"Why can't ears have sex? They could get hearing AIDS!"

"You know when you read a page of a book and then realize you didn't absorb any of it? I think I did that with my life."

"What do you get if you jack off Donald Trump? you could say, I vank a Trump"

"How did alien defeat predator? ""Hi, why don't you have a seat right over there please.."""