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Joke of the Day

"OMG! I just got an email (in my bulk mail folder) from Oprah Winfrey!!! She's gonna help me increase the size of my penis!!!"

"What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has ""apple"" in it? A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth."

"[bar] CUSTOMER: Barman BARMAN: Sir? C: This beer tastes like piss [further down the bar] BEAR GRYLLS: I'll have what he's having"

"Cheap 1st Date Ideas: Get some matching Red Polo shirts & hang out in a Target. Give terrible info to inquisitive costumers."

"What vegetable likes to party? A turn-up"

"Sorry if my tweets aren't good enough for you, person who retweets Cher"

"What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor? Ha-lol."

"I'll never understand why the guy that invented Braille didn't just put the dots in shape of the actual letters."

"So a blind guy walks into a fish market... And says Hello ladys"

"I like my women like I like my water Wet and slippery on the floor."