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Joke of the Day
"A shirt so loud, you have to wear ear plugs when you put it on."
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"WHITE GIRL: im not a dog person, im not a cat person, im a people person ME: (whispering to my dog) i think that means she owns slaves"
"You should never trust a Scottish tailor. It'll get you kilt."
"Is your ass a computer? Because I want to back it up to a 3 inch floppy."
"People shouldn't make rape jokes The laughter is usually forced."
"How do you know that Santa is a man? No woman wears the same attire every year."
"A Conductor ... What do you call a part time conductor ?? . . . a *semiconductor*"
"I came up with this at 3 am, For short joke lovers. Penis, meet hand Hand, meet penis. Now shake hands."
"Imagine a drunk porcupine trying to sneak into bed without waking his porcupine wife but his porcupine wife put balloons everywhere."
"The reason Latin is a dead language is because they kept accidentally summoning demons during regular conversations"