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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee how I like my women With big tits"
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"When I find something in my purse on the first reach-in I feel like I should get some applause or something."
"*throws a dead pigeon at jerk who cut me off in traffic* Wife: Hun, I don't think ""flipping the bird"" means what you think it means."
"What do you call a female barber? A Bobbitt"
"I was searching for the end of the line. I tap a guy on the shoulder and ask, ""excuse me sir, are you the last person in line?"" Dude turns around, looks at me funny and goes, ""no, you are."""
"I just got off the phone with my mother. She called 12 years ago."
"[robbing Walgreens] Would you like to sign up for a Walgreens card? Youll save 30% on your robbery ""sure"" [guy behind me with 1 item] wtf"
"What's it called when a hippy hangs himself? Tie-die"
"What do you do when you see a space man? You park the car, *man*."
"You can't declare Massachusetts a state of emergency Because they're actually a commonwealth."