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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new farmers dating site? It's full of hoes."

"Why does #BLM make so many spelling mistakes? Because they got the whites out."

"If anyone ever tells you they've lost their voice They're lying."

"I've messed up, I'm gonna be arrested for crimes against light... I'm gonna be sent to the state prism!"

"Did you hear about the guy who's left arm and leg got cut off? He has **crippling** depression"

"When I was a kid I was so afraid of being kidnapped until my mom assured me there was no way in Hell anyone would ever want to take me."

"To the person who just mass messaged me that heart felt ""Merry Christmas"" text, I thought you should know everyone says ""Thanks"". ..All 115 of them."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ? Ayatollah you already !"

"2 atoms walk into a bar One atom says to the other, ""Oh no, I've lost an electron!"" The other asks ""Are you sure?"" To which the atom replies, ""I'm positive!"""

"What did the fruit say to the vegetable, at dinner? Lettuce Pray"