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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys here about the kidnapping earlier today?! He woke up at about 1 o'clock."

"What do you call a woman with boobs on her back? I don't know, but she would sure be fun to dance with."

"What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"A soprano and a violinist fall off a cliff at the same time. Who does first? Who dies first? No one cares. :/"

"What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary? He got a way with words."

"In 1828 Franz Schubert was buried next to Beethoven... They wanted to decompose together."

"You've heard of alphabet soup now get ready for Times new ramen"

"I was just accosted by a small child riding shotgun in a shopping cart yelling ""why you ain't got no babies?""I bet my father in law paid her"

"I hate jokes that don't make sense... ...and boy are my arms tired!"

"i heard a rumor about a horny mistake yeah, they say the mistake also has no life so the mistake just goes around the /r/joke subreddit to use up his time."