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Joke of the Day
"She has the body of a goddess and the face to defend it."
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"How did the captain describe the newborn puppy? son-of-a-b***h..!!!"
"Q. Where do fish sleep? A. In a river bed"
"What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris? Shot."
"Date: what kind of work do you do? Me: I dabble in real estate [Dad yells down the stairs] She visits open houses and eats the free cheese"
"Did you hear the joke about argon and krypton? It didn't get much of a reaction. ^^^^ill^just^be^on^my^way^out^now"
"This show 2 broke girls"
"Legally,It's questionable. Morally,It's disgusting. Personally,I like it."
"Idea for Big Brother: 7 fundamentalists from 7 different religions with 7 unique deadly weapons plus 1 very cute koala who knows kung fu."
"I turn to my brother and ask Hey bro, what's the most you've jerked off in one day? ""About 3 dudes""."