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Joke of the Day
"Time to be creative. I'll give you the punchline, you give me the joke! A dresser without drawers."
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"I believe: - I can fly. - Children are the future. - Knowledge is power. - I will use my powers to defeat the future children."
"Fey items are full of irony."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists don't change anything."
"Teeth are always in style!"
"Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross? Because they can dress foreless."
"What's a zombie's favorite weather? Brainstorms."
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"Ted Cruz takes his religious values very seriously He always pulls out before finishing"