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Joke of the Day

"Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles."

"The 2nd grade teacher asked parents to donate supplies for tie dye tshirt day but I'm not sure I can come up with that much weed by Friday."

"And Grandmother, what a big thighs you have! *Wolf just starts crying*"

"If you don't like your son, grab a football and tell him to go long. Never throw it. He's gone now."

"McDonald's is coming out with a Michael Jackson burger... ...it's a 40 year-old piece of meat sandwiched in between two eight year-old buns."

"What is the poor part of Italy called? The spaghetto"

"Why don't the police protest against BLM? Because they have jobs."

"Friend 1 ""hey dude what's your PSN name?"" Friend 2 ""did you just assume my platform!"""

"What state is a person in when they've just been made fun of sexually on the internet? E-reckt"

"We are making our own xmas crackers for the family gathering this year. Got any good jokes we can put in them? Jokes as in ""why did the chicken cross the road"" not as in ""live wasps""."