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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two Mexican men playing basketball? Juan on Juan."

"A girl walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a double entendre. Then he gave it to her."

"""...and then she farted and I swear her butt plug shot across the room like a rocket! That's the last time we have Taco Bell."""

"What do women and Google have in common? [They never let you finish first.] (#s)"

"How many cis-gender white males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. And it would be his privilege to help out."

"I drink every time I tell a bad joke. Hey, it's worth a shot."

"Me: *explains idea* Boss: That's the dumbest idea ever Me:*clears throat* *repeats exact same idea in a British accent* Boss: Brilliant!"

"If you've watched even one episode of two and a half men... ...you're gonna need to go ahead and get yourself tested."

"Husband and AC Comparison Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote."

"Friend is going bungee jumping so I told him he was born because of a broken rubber and he could die the same way. He didn't laugh..."