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Joke of the Day

"""Your resume says you've been to prison?"" Me: Sorry, that's a mistake ""So you haven't?"" Me: I have, I just didn't mean to put it on there"

"What would happen if the Earth was a Cube? We'd all be cubans. ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amana ! Amana who ? Amana bad mood !"

"I was beating a mouse Then it clicked."

"Statistics is like a bikini on a beautiful woman... ... what it reveals is exciting; what it hides is vital."

"Why did the communists trip over? Because they were Russian!"

"What was Mussolini's favourite dessert? Tyranisu"

"What do you call a male seamstress? A homosexual."

"My first joke ever Two buts were talking. Sudenly one but farts. Other bur replies : ""Yeah that was the thing i was thinkig abaut."" As a child i loved this one ."

"Why don't the dutch have a space program? Their spaceships Netherland."