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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who cut his own head off after the Academy Awards? He was Leonardo DiCapitated."

"What's the difference between a male lawyer and a male prostitute? A male prostitute charges $20."

"Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!"

"The Lion King is my favorite movie about how having a karate wielding monkey can completely change your life."

"Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia? He was snowed in"

"My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer."

"I plan to watch some movie with girlfriend this evening. Can somebody recommend a girlfriend?"

"Donald Trump is really a proved racist and sexist, because... He beat a woman badly in his run for the presidency and threw a black family out of a white house..."

"My girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob She's allergic to nuts"

"I hit on an older woman on a dating site and she rejected me by saying ""is your dad available?"" So i responded to her by saying ""yeah, but i dont think he is into threesomes."""