125915
Joke of the Day
"What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died? Mourning wood"
Next Joke
"The human cannonball informs the circus manager that he plans to retire at the end of season. The distraught manager protests ""Where am I going to find another employee of your caliber?"""
"How does NASA organize their missions. They Planet."
"If an apple a day keeps the doctor away how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?"
"What is a Jewish dilemma Free ham"
"If apple made a car... Would it have windows?"
"Why did my girlfriend cross the road? To go back to the first shop we went in two hours ago."
"What's better than roses on the piano ? Tulips on the organ."
"Don't walk around the city at night with a lot of bread in your pocket. You might get rolled."
"Shopping with friend ""Look, triangle-shaped tupperware for your leftover pizza!"" Me: ""What's leftover pizza?"