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Joke of the Day
"[interrupts co-worker] actually I don't feel like talking to you"
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"If women are so equal to men... how come they can't oppress an entire gender?"
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"An ad company friended me on facebook I guess you could say they wanted to ad me."
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"What did the leper say to the hooker? keep the tip. ;)"