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Joke of the Day
"Why'd the British man cross the ocean? Freedom."
Next Joke
"Not to brag but I have approximately 5000 compact discs I haven't listened to since 2003 that are preventing me from moving on with my life."
"My friend is a German butcher He always tells me the wurst jokes."
"What does a man with a 12 inch penis have for breakfast? this morning I had bacon and eggs."
"What do you call a fat Chinese man? A chunk."
"I want to give a shoutout to sidewalks For keeping me off the streets."
"A sheep, a drum, & a snake fall down a cliff... BA-DUMM-TSS!"
"If you lost your needle in a haystack then I don't think you were responsible enough to have had a needle in the first place. Needle loser."
"What do you call someone who photographs fish? A school shooter"
"Every girl loves when a boy whispers those three special words in her ear. ""Let's go fishin'."" Merica."