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Joke of the Day
"Why'd the British man cross the ocean? Freedom."
Next Joke
"What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich? What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth?"
"So I was doing research on WWII. The Americans were winning the war with flying colors. And by that of course, I mean the Tuskegee Airmen."
"Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture."
"How long does an owl live? Six and a half books."
"I just got my roof painted. The painters worked all day long, when I asked them how much I had to pay, they just replied, ""Don't worry about the paint, it's on the house. """
"what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles"
"How many people died on the Titanic? A boatload."
"What is the best way to pass the time on Tatooine? Watch the Dagobah"
" Why do Retirees smile all the time? Because they can't hear a word you're saying!"