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Joke of the Day
"How much of this ""no more tears"" shampoo do I have to feed this baby to get it to stop crying?"
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"Let's talk about the elephant in the room. I apologize for bringing it in here last night. There was alcohol involved. Can we keep him?"
"So many brave flute players were killed by cobras in picnic baskets before one of them tried an Indian song."
"It takes a village to raise a child... ...it takes a child with a flamethrower to raze a village."
"Have you ever seen moth balls? You have? Then how the hell did you get their legs apart?"
"What is the definition of disappointment? Running into wall with a boner and breaking your nose."
"What's a hippies favorite animal? An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K."
"To a murderer, we're all jailbait."
"[Meta] the number of subscribers in this sub is a joke right? Did I miss something?"
"I just used Oxi Clean for the first time, and it's amazing. I'm starting to think Michael Jackson put it in his bath water."