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Joke of the Day

"Is a brain dead cow a vegetable? My room mate came up with this one earlier, has anyone ever heard it?"

"Asian Drivers Are So Bad... that I wouldn't be surprised if Pearl Harbor was an accident"

"Hi I'm an evil ghost with the ability to defy time & space, but I think the best example of my powers will be to slightly close this door."

"Do you know how to avoid click bait? Obviously not..."

"Who is the biggest slut in America? Little Debbie, everybody eats her."

"I wish there was enough room on TV for another show called Judge Judy, but where people just stood around criticizing a woman named Judy."

"When someone asks if you lost weight, the correct response is always, ""no, it just seems like it to you because you got fatter."""

"the easiest way to get a ghost to stop hauntimg u is to change ur wifi password and act like u hav no idea why he cant conect to it anymore"

"Every night before bed I do this cute little thing where I stare at the Internet for 6.5 hours"

"What idiot named them twins instead of wombmates?"