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Joke of the Day

"Girl are you a dishwasher? Because I would like to fill you with my dirty load in the evening, turn you on, and fall asleep before you finish"

"The only downside of kissing a 10 is How cold your lips get from kissing the mirror..."

"What does Batman take with his drinks? Just ice"

"Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer? Bach Bach Bach"

"What's the difference between a Ford and a tampon? The tampon comes with a tow rope."

"My dad is Jamaican and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs."

"You know what kills me? Weapons."

"What did the Triangle say to the Circle? ""Your life is pointless."""

"If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you."

"Roses are red.. Violets are blue... If Rebecca Black wins a Grammy, Kanye, you know what to do!"