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Joke of the Day

"Mailboxes were invented so you know how far away you can be in a robe before you look like a mental patient."

"What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed? No whey..."

"Where do guys who buy hookers, mountain lions, and cantelopes go for the summer? John Cougar Meloncamp An old joke I haven't heard in ages."

"Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual? Because they want the D."

"Parents always loved asking this joke. If a day old ant, takes a week to learn how to walk in a month's time, how many lemons are in a bag of pumpkins? A banana of this colour."

"I'm going to go to the gym and then to eat a Doritos Loco Taco, because I like to keep my body guessing whether or not I hate it."

"My new breast reduction clinic is called ... Tits for tats."

"With all the ways to contact me on social media these days the police still smash through my door unannounced again?"

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking after you slap it."

"1. Ice *check* 2. Ice *check* 3. Baby *calls 911* - Freezer Inspector -"