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Joke of the Day

"After all these years, Bono 'still hasn't found what he's looking for'. Perhaps he might have more luck if he took those stupid sunglasses off..."

"How many redditors does it take to call-out a repost? WHO CARES YOU F*CKING LOSER I SAW SOMEONE MAKE THAT POST LAST WEEK."

"Why does the murder no longer use axe? Because he realized it can't wash away his sins"

"On this planet... Every 10 seconds... there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped!"

"What do the French call artificial feet for cats? Faux Paws"

"Ah ? ha ? ha ? ha ? stayin' alive, stayin alive ? ? ? ?."

"I hate when I put my open beer down and forget where I put it and then I find like 7 open beers."

"What is the cheapest meat? Deer testicles. They're under a Buck."

"putting a sweater on your dog?? lol what's next, another harmless thing that only bothers me because i'm lonely"

"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."