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Joke of the Day
"What's black and white and red all over? Batman's father"
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"Someone on my street has taken up the clarinet, which has inspired me to take up the sniper rifle..."
"Why do bees hum They don't know the words"
"There's three kinds of people in this world People who can count, and people who can't"
"Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business? He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6."
"I like how Twizzlers has the balls to put a flavor description on the package. ""Strawberry""? Suck my ass. More like ""Tire""."
"The best part of having a prostitute die on you is the second hour is free!"
"What's the best way to knock out a dog? with a woofie."
"An Australian man wakes up in the hospital... ... he says, ""Doctor, was I brought here to die?"" The doctor replies, ""No, you were brought here yester-die"""
"I illegally download music, but only Metallica. They seem to be pretty cool about it."