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Joke of the Day

"The funniest thing about this tweet, is that by the time you realize that it doesn't say anything, it's too late for you to stop reading it."

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"Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu? so he could flip the bird"
"*puts on satin, full length pajamas for men, slips into bed* yes... time to text some girls the word 'hey' and only the word 'hey'"
"Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig? Pigs don't have red noses."
"Knock knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes your cuzin, let me in."
"You guys wanna hear a potassium joke? K"
"What kind of rice puts you to sleep? Ray Rice"
"REAL '90s kids will recognize this! ---> Current unemployment."
"What do you with 365 used rubbers? Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear."
"So a white man walks into a plastic surgeon's office... [FIXED] He tells the plastic surgeon, ""I want to become a black man."""